I cannot for the life of me understand why some people think Julia Roberts is hot. She looks like a catfish.

Angelina Jolie is okay, I'd do her, but I'm really not that attracted to her.

Someone needs to take Megan Fox to a buffet.

Jennifer Aniston has a superb bod, but she definitely is a brown bag special.

Sarah Jessica Parker is proof that liquor is necessary. That woman is hideous.

I liked Sarah Michelle Gellar when she was playing the Taco Bell chihuahua. Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Paris Hilton, I'd do her only if she paid me. That chick needs to eat, but I dunno if even that would help.

Lady GaGa. WTF!?!?!

All that said, I truly cannot stand the white trashy bitches, some of the guys I work with get all worked up over those types. It does nothing for me. I love classy chicks.