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ABC said:

To Frink's wife:

Dear Madame,

your husband has recently posted in a neighbour thread called "Hot women that just don't do it for you". Don't do what by the way ? The cooking ?... Or worse. I haven't read further but it talked about Angelina Jolie's mouth and I even don't want to think about what she doen't do for Frink.

And all this, forbidding to post beautiful women shots here.

There's a big difference between this:

<Naughty picture courtesy of ABC>

and this:

http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0706/angelina-jolie-mother-01-af.jpg

But your letter was too funny.

FULL PARDON!!!

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As that picture was loading, her face came up first and I was underwhelmed. Then the rest of the picture loaded and I had to reaggravate my carpal-tunnel. Anyway, back to the topic:

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ABC said:

Ah ok.

But admit that for a rhinestone suit, the face isn't enough. You have to show the whole suit, like this:

<Naughty picture courtesy of ABC>

TV's Frink said:

3) Threads cannot be about certain subjects.  I'm sure you can figure out most of them, for instance, no boobies.....REVISION #2: Making an on-topic post that violates this rule, well, violates this rule.

PROBATION!!!

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TV's Frink said:

3) Threads cannot be about certain subjects.  I'm sure you can figure out most of them, for instance, no boobies.....REVISION #2: Making an on-topic post that violates this rule, well, violates this rule.

PROBATION!!!

 Silly rule ! That's because you can't keep yourself of watching her boobs... There's something more you can see on the actual photo.... Errrrrr.

Mmmmhh? Hall of what ?...

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That is a pretty nice rhindstone suit she is wearing. Still, I can't lay my finger on it, but there is something kind of off about it... it just doesn't look right. Wait a minite! That isn't a rhinestone suit! Those are definitely fake rhindstones! Look at it, it is pretty obvious, the rhinestone are just drawn onto her suit! I think that warrants probation, Fink. Not too mention, he is one topic behind...

 

Red, red wiiiine! Go to my heaeaead! Make me forget that I Still neeeeed her sooo! Red, red wine! It's up to you! All I can do I've done! But memories won't go! No, memories won't goooooooo! Red, red wine! Stay close to meeeee! Don't let me be alone! It's tearin' apaaaart! My bluuuue bluuue heart!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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  • I thought love was only
  • true in fairy tales;
  • meant for someone else
  • but not for me

 

  • Oh, love was out to get me
  • that's the way it seems
  • disappointment haunted
  • all my dreams

 

CHORUS:

  • then I saw her face
  • now I'm a believer
  • not a trace
  • of doubt in my mind
  • I'm in love
  • Oh, I'm a believer
  • I couldn't leave her
  • if I tried

 

  • I thought love was more or less
  • a givin' thing
  • seems the more I gave
  • the less I got

 

  • what's the use in tryin'?
  • all you get is pain
  • when I needed sunshine
  • I got rain

 

CHORUS

  • Oh, love was out to get me
  • well, that's the way it seems
  • disappointment haunted
  • all my dreams

 

CHORUS, FADE

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"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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CP3S said:

That is a pretty nice rhindstone suit she is wearing. Still, I can't lay my finger on it, but there is something kind of off about it... it just doesn't look right. Wait a minite! That isn't a rhinestone suit! Those are definitely fake rhindstones! Look at it, it is pretty obvious, the rhinestone are just drawn onto her suit! I think that warrants probation, Fink. Not too mention, he is one topic behind...

Absolutely correct, CP3S.  The current topic is neither rhinestones nor rhindstones.

ABC ------> You have 24 hours to explain how your post related to Neil Diamond.

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Bingowings FTW.

Oh, and "Sweet Caroline" was about Caroline Kennedy.

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Bingowings said:

Kneel

Diamond

Technically, the thread topic is not currently "Kneel Diamond."

PROBATION!!!

However, that's the funniest thing in the thread to date.

FULL PARDON!!!

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This guy could land a burning fighter plane without a scratch, am I right?

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I am tempted to take that picture and put it in the Women you find ugly thread, but I am getting tired of looking at it.

Song suuuung bluuue! Everybody knows one! Song suuuung bluuue! Every garden grows one! Me and you are subject to the blues every now and then! But when you take the blues and make a song, you sing 'em out again! You sing 'em out again! Song suuuung bluuue! Weeping like a willow! Song suuuung bluuue! Sleeping on my pillow (oh yeah!) Funny thing but you can sing it with a cry in your voice! And before you know it you get to feelin' good! You simply got no choice! 

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Damn ABC, you trying to get this thread locked?

OT.com said:

Don't post "work unsafe" images, post a link instead with a NSFW warning. Avoid posting anything that could be considered grossly offensive.

Please remove both pictures from your posts, and please don't post anything similar again.

Updated Rule #3 to make this a little more clear.  Please do follow the rule in the future.

Thank you.

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Does this mean I'll never get your pictures of the sluts at the zoo, Frink?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Lol.

Also...

PROBATION!!!

And further, not only is ABC sent to the HALL OF SHAME, but is placed in PURGATORY for yet another transgression.

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TV's Frink said:

Damn ABC, you trying to get this thread locked?

OT.com said:

Don't post "work unsafe" images, post a link instead with a NSFW warning. Avoid posting anything that could be considered grossly offensive.

Please remove both pictures from your posts, and please don't post anything similar again.

Updated Rule #3 to make this a little more clear.  Please do follow the rule in the future.

Thank you.

 "Unsafe" ? "Grossly offensive" ???

Mwwaaahaahaaahaaa !!!!

Sorry, that's the funniest post I've rode on OT. com. However, may be considered as "offensive" the double posting of the image, then I removed the second one.

This image can be only considered as unsafe for adults who have their mind at the wrong place... You've lost your innocence my poor boy ! So sad.

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ABC said:

This image can be only considered as unsafe for adults who have their mind at the wrong place... You've lost your innocence my poor boy ! So sad.

What don't you understand? Not Safe For Work.  That woman is obviously fully naked.  Please remove the original picture as well.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

As that picture was loading, her face came up first and I was underwhelmed. Then the rest of the picture loaded and I had to reaggravate my carpal-tunnel.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a283/IAMTHECHEESE1138/emot-frogout.gif

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg