This site is founded on a petition to get something that was once produced but we no longer have access to:

This actually seems to happen a lot and I'm beginning to wonder if it's me. If it is so, sorry folks: My love of the O-OT seems to be what is preventing you from having it.

Here other things I want to use my money to purchase, but it's simply not available:

The Original-Original Trilogy (Duh)
Pitch Black Mountain Dew (not Pitch Black 2, but they don't make that either) - I roll my own with a can of Citrus Drop (the Kroger Dew) and Welches Grape Soda: Almost as good
Aspergum - Great for sore throats. Now I roll my own with children's aspirin and stick gum
Orbit 3-Way Sprinkler Manifold with short stems - They only make the long stem one, which won't fit in my junction box... I guess I need to buy a new box?
Benadryl-D - The best allergy medicine I've ever used... shut down by the FDA. Now I roll my own by sneezing a lot.
McRib - Do I need to explain this one?
General Finishes Georgian Cherry Gel - I was finishing some furniture and ran out of this. Walmart, Lowes, Home Depot, Sherwin Williams- all they carry is the same brand of the same wrong colors.
Cherry Dr. Pepper - This is gone, right?
Trident Xtra Care Gum - I don't know if this was actually as good for my teeth as the commercials claimed... but it was good gum.

What am I forgetting?