Update time:

Added Rule #10. Purgatory is selected as the third level of punishment. Thanks for all your suggestions. xhonzi is awarded one free get-out-of-PROBATION card to use at a time of his choosing.

vote_for_palpatine said:

To The Right Honorable Threadmaster, TV's Frink:

blah blah blah blah blah

Oh, except for this: PENIS!

To the Formerly Honorable Threadparticipant vote_for_palpatine:

Your defense was limp. As was your closing statement. Therefore...

HALL OF SHAME!!!

Incidentally, you can continue to post on-topic even while on PROBATION or in the HALL. It is meant to shame you, not to keep you from posting. Also, please be reminded that your induction is permanent, until I change my mind.

Nanner Split said:

This one hurts a bit, as Nanner was one of the inspirations for this thread. However, I can't afford to make exceptions.

PROBATION!!!

Now, with all that nasty business concluded...

THE THREAD IS OPEN AGAIN!