From my previous post:
And I have to beg, like L. Ron Hubbard's dog must have done at some point...
And since I now know you are corrupt, $100 and a seldom-seen Shatner autographed pic is headed your way. I also realize quoting myself from a previous post may not hold up for this one, so:
Pictured: L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology and owner of dog that had to beg him for some reason