Thank you, ferris, for restoring order to the thread. I can't believe it took Tom Cruise to bring us all together again.

Now, for the business at hand...

vote_for_palpatine said:

Sorry to respond so late, but the message was late in getting to me here on Rura Penthe, where I am serving my probated sentence. I realize you didn't send me here, but I figured I better find that hot chick that could turn into Shatner. That way if my probation was permanent, I have already made the best of it.

(Something about this reads creepy - ah, here's the edit button)

I'm sorry - where was the connection to Scientology?

ABC said:

TV's Frink said:

(violation of Rule #1)

You have thus become the first repeat offender. Congratulations! It may take you a bit longer to get off of PROBATION this time. I suggest providing a humorous reason why I should take you off PROBATION.

A humorous reason I have Mr Judge, but it is too spiritual to be translated in English.

Same question.

VFP and ABC, as you were already on PROBATION, you are hereby notified that you have been nominated for the HALL OF SHAME. Should you believe this nomination is in error, you may appeal. You are given 24 hours to state your defense. Otherwise, you will be inducted into the HALL.

And since you both are having so much trouble with Rule #1, I will give you a friendly tip. Your defense better include a connection to Scientology (even if it's just a pic of Tom Cruise looking up at Katie Holmes), or I will have to create a new level of shame beyond the HALL for your third consecutive violation.