Petition to Threadmaster in re: retroactive probation for poster "C3PX"
The subject of the thread during the period in question was "William Shatner". Poster "C3PX" responded in post #4 with "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" - presumably referring to Shatner's line from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Strictly speaking, this line of dialogue was not solely delivered by Shatner. It was given in a similar way by Jason Alexander on Seinfeld (c. 1996-1997) and again by the ensemble cast in the movie Free Enterprise (1999). As multiple performances of this line of dialogue can be confirmed, it was the responsibility of the poster "C3PX" to specify which one he intended, but there was no accompanying detail providing such specificity.
I appeal to the Threadmaster, for great justice, to retroactively pass a judgment of PROBATION!!! on poster "C3PX" for his neglectful ambiguity in this matter. Though I myself opined - correctly - that every post on every thread all across the internet is ultimately about William Shatner, the burden falls upon the poster to provide de jure proof of this, not de facto proof based on my ultimately correct supposition.
I only hope I am not out of turn here in suggesting punishments for thread participants, but it occurred to me that action must be taken and nowhere in the thread is there a resource availing one of the opportunity to take such action. If I have stepped too far, I am prepared for the consequences. The greater good of bringing more Shatner into the thread must be served.
Sincerely,
vote_for_palpatine
VFP/rmc
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