"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. And what does that tell you? Because I'm not a very forgiving person at all! Imagine how much worse he must be."
"You should be worried, Artoo. Master Lando and Chewbacca never returned from this awful place. Which is weird that I say that, because isn't Mistress Leia going to bring Chewbacca here later?"
"Ho ho ho! I have no intention of giving up my favorite decoration. I like Solo where he is. And I plan to install some track lighting above him, with a Roman pillar on each side."
"Uh-oh, that Rancor is headed straight for me! I know! I'll softly lob this skull at the gate control!"
"Han, are you all right?"
"Fine. Together again, huh?"
"Wouldn't miss it!"
"How're we doing?"
"Same as always!"
"That bad, huh?"
(together) "THIRD BASE!"
"I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda, and the arrogance of my youth will undoubtedly be accurately depicted once someone does a movie about it."
"I'm with you too - hey! What's with the silent treatment? Why isn't anyone reacting to me? Remember me, blew up a Death Star? Hel-lo-o?"
"The Force is strong in my family. My father has a lot of midichlorians. I have a lot of midichlorians. And my sister - has a lot of midichlorians."
"Good work, commander. No one - and I mean no one - brings in surrendering Rebels like you do. Just think what would have happened without you there - he might have surrendered to someone else if not for your heroism! We ought to hold a freaking ticker-tape parade on Coruscant for you. 'Hey everybody, look at me, I captured Luke Skywalker! Woooot!' Get out of here, douchebag!"
"A Jedi's weapon - much like a flashlight. You know which ones, the kind with the metal ribbing down the side, like grandma used to have?"
"Chewie - get down here! She's wounded! I need you and your extensive medical training ASAP!"
"Take that, red lightsaber! And that! And that and that and that!!"
"Yeehaaah! Now that we're out of that Death Star tunnel, we're 100% safe! Being outside the structure will protect us from an enormous explosion!"
"YES! We liberated the galaxy! Let's sing a really goofy, half-Ewok half Basic song to celebrate!!"