The toys suck? WTF? Yeah, my Republic Gunship and 13 inch Darth Vader with removable helmet really suck. What was I thinkng? And that Hellfire droids with 30 missiles that actually fire is a peice of crap too.

And Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic? Pure crap. Man, I'm so mad I bought an XBOX just so I could play it. What a waste of money.

And the new movies? Man, that fight between Darth Maul and Obi Wan was really poor. And the footage from EP3 with Anakin and Obi Wan fighting looks like it will be total crap at all.

Man, I sure am glad I came to this site,. Otherwise I would have spent $50 on Republic Commando. A Halo-like Star Wars game where you play and ARC trooper? Why the Hell would anyone ever want to play that?

And don't even get me started on the books and comics. Shatterpoint? Mace Windu is a lame character. Who gives a damn if the Jedi are having trouble dealing with being soldiers in a brutal war? And who the heck wants to read a story in which Boba Fett tacks down his prey without saying a single word?

Man, I should thank you guys for all the money you are going to save me? Maybe I can get a refund for my Hyperspace account, because that Grevious guy looks so lame.

For the sarcasm impared (which I am guessing is 95% of the people on this site), that was sarcasm.