Anchorhead said:
skyjedi2005 said:
More crazy than flying through the air in a nuked fridge, monkeys helping attack russians, or mayan temples transforming into alien saucer ships?
Or falling out of an airplane in a life raft and landing on the ground safely and go over a giant cliff, or a mine car as a roller coaster that jumps broken sections of track, or a monkey that speaks English, or a boat that doesn't sink while it's being torn to pieces by a giant screw, or a gargantuan bolder that rolls along tree roots, or an airplane that drives through a tunnel after after having it's wings torn off in flight, or riding the outside of a submarine for miles?
None of those things was done with bad pointless and annoying cgi and worked in the context of the indiana jones universe, unlike aliens and a nuked fridge. Also they were done long before lucas lost it and made the special editions of star wars and the prequels.
Crystal Skull was made by the star wars prequels, cgi loving, jar jar loving, lucas.
Plus they were based on the great movie serials of yesteryear and not bad 50's b movies made during the red scare.
Also were not made to insert Lucas and Spielberg new brand of liberal politics like lucas also did with episode 1, 2 and 3. For that the movies deserved to make ten cents.
Spielberg pretty much promised to be a check and balance on lucas and promised to do the movie like the last 3 then did not keep his word. Based on that false advertisement alone he owes me 10.50 and 2 hours of my life i wasted back.
Based on how awful War of the Worlds was i should have listened to my own better judgement and stayed home. Instead i contributed to an 800 million dollar turd.