hot.like.olie Presents The hot.like.olie Advice Thread, Sponsored By Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits — Page 2

Author: ABC
Time: 13-Jan-2010 10:24 PM
Post link

Ric Olie said:
Dear Imposter, Don't be a Total Biscuit. However, in order to help everyone else out, I'll just quickly mention that you should try Total Biscuit's new Broccoli Biscuits. They'll turn your neighbors green with envy. Insincerely, hot.like.olie

My biscuit is already turning my neighbors green with envy (as red with shame).

ESB AUDIOPHILE EDITION

The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Score: "All-Sourced" Restoration & Sonic Achievement.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 14-Jan-2010 9:17 AM
Post link

Dear Impostor,

What color is your Corvette?

Sincerely
hot.like.olie

Author: ABC
Time: 14-Jan-2010 9:51 AM
Post link

Wich one ?

ESB AUDIOPHILE EDITION

The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Score: "All-Sourced" Restoration & Sonic Achievement.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 15-Jan-2010 9:39 AM
Post link

Dear ABC,

The one on the left.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Author: ABC
Time: 15-Jan-2010 10:16 AM
Post link

Why do you ask the color then when you can point the one on the left ?

ESB AUDIOPHILE EDITION

The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Score: "All-Sourced" Restoration & Sonic Achievement.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 15-Jan-2010 10:18 AM
Post link

Dear ABC,

Sorry, but there is a limit on the number of questions. Please let others have a chance.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Author: Davnes007
Time: 16-Jan-2010 11:24 PM
Post link

Dear Olie,

Has the FAA looked into the rumor that Total Biscuit brand Biscuits used in in-flight meals have been exploding at high altitudes?

-Dave

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

Davnes007 Logo

If you want Nice, go to France

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 17-Jan-2010 8:13 AM
Post link

Dear Dave,

The only exploding Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits do is they explode with flavor when you pop them in your mouth.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Author: xhonzi
Time: 19-Jan-2010 1:14 PM
Post link

Our deflector shields can't repel flavor of that magnitude!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 19-Jan-2010 1:50 PM
Post link

Dear xhonzi,

Although that wasn't a question, I will still answer. Total Biscuit Co. has recently introduced Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit Deflector Shields. They can be used against all known biscuits, but they are especially useful against Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.

I hope this is useful to your army. Or to your cooks.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Author: xhonzi
Time: 19-Jan-2010 3:12 PM
Post link

hot.like.olie,

What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

By unstobble force, I mean the flavor of Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits and by the immovable object, I mean the Total Biscuit Brand Deflector Shield!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 19-Jan-2010 3:33 PM
Post link

xhonzi said:

hot.like.olie,

What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

By unstobble force, I mean the flavor of Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits and by the immovable object, I mean the Total Biscuit Brand Deflector Shield!

Dear xhonzi,

The "unstobble" force gets "stobbed." The shield was designed for that very purpose.

Sinecereeely,
hot.like.olie

Author: xhonzi
Time: 19-Jan-2010 4:08 PM
Post link

Crap. Death by typo.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 19-Jan-2010 4:08 PM
Post link

http://img.moonbuggy.org/this-is-why-youre-wrong/

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 2-Mar-2010 10:51 PM (Edited)
Post link

Dear hot.like.olie,

How did you get so hot.like?

Sincerely,
TVF

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 3-Mar-2010 12:06 PM
Post link

Dear hot.like.olie,

Is it really true that one will get nowhere in an internet flame war versus Total Biscuit? Because I've been thinking about trying it after listening to many dozens of captivating hours of WoW radio.

vote.for.palpatine

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

Author: Bingowings
Time: 3-Mar-2010 12:14 PM
Post link

I just tried Total Biscuits for the first time and all I can say is WOW!

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 3-Mar-2010 4:22 PM (Edited)
Post link

TV's Frink said:

Dear hot.like.olie,

How did you get so hot.like?

Sincerely,
TVF

Dear TVF,

Practice.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

vote_for_palpatine said:

Dear hot.like.olie,

Is it really true that one will get nowhere in an internet flame war versus Total Biscuit? Because I've been thinking about trying it after listening to many dozens of captivating hours of WoW radio.

vote.for.palpatine

Dear vote.for.palpatine,

Absolutely untrue. If you haven't engaged Total Biscuit on the field of battle, or in the field of your stomach, you haven't lived yet.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Bingowings said:

I just tried Total Biscuits for the first time and all I can say is WOW!

Dear Bingowings,

I usually say "mmmph" because I have another one already loaded into my mouth.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie