Dear xhonzi,
Although that wasn't a question, I will still answer. Total Biscuit Co. has recently introduced Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit Deflector Shields. They can be used against all known biscuits, but they are especially useful against Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.
I hope this is useful to your army. Or to your cooks.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie