No man, real life if brown and grey because we've killed our Earth Mother, man! Don't you know? Living with all of these Earth Mother Killers is so depressing I just want to kill myself so maybe I will go to Heaven ruled over by the God that does not exist. Heaven may not be as awesome as Pandora, but maybe it will be soon... after the God that does not exist sees Avatar and makes a few colourful changes around the place. That or the God that does not exist strikes James Cameron with a lightning bolt and takes him to Heaven as the new interior/exterior decorator!

I'm glad someone posted that Avatar Blues article. Very disturbing. True, it could be some punks... but I bet some of it is real from people who bought into the whole "no green left on Earth" idea.