OMG I remember this toy!!! First it was a Stormtrooper that tried to kill you in the morning and you had to shoot it with Han's DL-44.(What a way to start the day as a 5 year old!) I wanted that thing so bad as a kid, but as with all Hasbro toys they just retcon it into the new thing and we get this horror.
I had no idea it actually said those things...while vibrating.