Warbler said:
I give up.
Dear Warbler,
Please don't give up. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If you don't like pancakes, there are plenty of other options. Eggs, sausage, french toast, bacon, cereal, yogurt, oatmeal...and of course, Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie