C3PX said:
Dear Ric Olie,
The best things in life are free, but my services are not one of them.
Sincerly,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Are you saying your services are not the best? Perhaps I should inquire with a different hot.like.(fill in the blank) service.
Somewhat Questionably Yours,
Ric Olie