Dear Ric Olie,
The best things in life are free, but my services are not one of them.
Sincerely,
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Dear Fink,
CUT IT OFF, QUICK! BEFORE IT SPREADS!
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear "Posting in Pottersville" from the planet of Naboo,
I hadn't noticed this. I will have my staff research the matter and get back to you.
Sincerely,
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