Penis!
Thanks for the review. The nine year old living inside me who has watched the Jabba the Hutt scenes from Return of the Jedi several hundred times more than the rest of the move, has been somewhat tempted to give that book a flip through. However, the adult inside of me always stopped him, realizing that she is more chemical than woman now... Kind of sad, she more closely resembles Jabba the Hutt now than the does that brilliantly gorgeous thing he had chained to his thrown (and no, I am not talking about the Kwakian Monkey Lizard). Penis. (I can see the appeal. You have to admit, it is one of the more fun words in the English Dictionary to say).