Dear Diary,
Still not sure if the voices in my head are real or not, but the one that I shall call "C3PX" has just told me I'm all that and a bag of chips as well. Ric FTW!
Love,
Captain Handsome
"FTW" ?
SQDHKDVLCJDZSQMKRGPG.WTF ???
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Nezha Conquers the Dragon King (1979) BBC 1.66:1 & Theatrical 2.35:1 preservations
Wow ! Fortunately Mother as made the acronym buster...!
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Dear Diary,
The voice I shall refer to as "ABC" does not seem to know that FTW stands for "For The Win." And it also used a phrase I am not familiar with, although it could be a vulgar computer file since it ended with .WTF. I shall have to spend additional time in front of the mirror this morning, contemplating this strange turn of events.
Handsomely Yours,
Captain Handsome
Speaking of turn of events, the observation thread is actually highjacked by a certain Captain handsome into an introspection thread. Perhaps my fault though, since it as been turned from exterior to interior. However I would decline any responsability about any kind of abuse !...
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xhonzi said:
Ric,
While you are at the black market selling my kidneys, perhaps you could buy back TV Frink's hands. They are yellow and smell like cheese.
It's all good. I've got new hands that are far superior now. They have five fingers each and smell like baby lotion.
At every age I has seen out as a baby!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
At every age I has seen out as a baby!
Did you get that from a fortune cookie?
Dear Diary,
A new voice is now in my head, which I shall call "TV's Frink." It's the worst voice by far and I really wish I could shut it up.
Ruggedly Yours,
Captain Handsome
TV's Frink said:
xhonzi said:
At every age I has seen out as a baby!
Did you get that from a fortune cookie?
No, silly! He got it from Viklas... He's from Sweden!
Oh, by the way, I never would have guessed that he was not from around here.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Frink... be prepared to lose track of the next three days.
and specifically
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail43.html
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Bravo Captain, your last wish may have been impregnated with enough Force. Looks like it worked !
ps: You could have mention that one voice smells (melt of cheese and baby lotion)...
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ABC said:
Bravo Captain, your last wish may have been impregnated with enough Force. Looks like it worked !
I will not be silenced! Bring it on, delusional "Captain" man!
xhonzi said:
Frink... be prepared to lose track of the next three days.
and specifically
Well that was weird. Extremely funny, but weird.
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Cool! You found "Susan" somehow. How much is shipping to Naboo?
I don't know what's "Susan"... Actually it's a handwritten book from a weird guy who hears voices. We secretely call him "Ric d' Arc".
C3PX found it in the water closet just before TVF put his cheesy hands on it (... and unfortunately just after Ferris vomited his daily drink).
- And please don't ask what a robot does in the WC...
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Haven't you seen Ziz's avatar? Prehaps you are not as familiar with robot anatomy as you think you are.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
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"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
TV's Frink said:
ABC said:
Bravo Captain, your last wish may have been impregnated with enough Force. Looks like it worked !
I will not be silenced! Bring it on, delusional "Captain" man!
xhonzi said:
Frink... be prepared to lose track of the next three days.
and specifically
Well that was weird. Extremely funny, but weird.
Tell me you didn't only watch one.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
No time. Remind me later.
C3PX said:
Haven't you seen Ziz's avatar? Perhaps you are not as familiar with robot anatomy as you think you are.
Mwhaha !... Hem... Fortunately, I'm not !
... Congratulation for your equipment !
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He's not the one pregnant with vertical force.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Speaking of Vertical Force, I forsee this thread is going to fall down...
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Ugh, the room is spinning....