67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall,
67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall.
Plucky Duck: Excuse me, but isn't that song supposed to be a hundred bottles of BEER on the wall?
Mom Pig: WE DON'T DRINK IN OUR FAMILY, PLUCKY!