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Post #388426

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Vaderisnothayden
Parent topic
How Many Star Wars Related DVDs do you have- how do you keep up with them?
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Date created
11-Dec-2009, 9:36 PM

C3PX said:

Yeah, having to watch Chewie's dad masturbate for ten minutes is one of the most frightening and upsetting things I have ever seen on a TV screen.

Lol. We didn't actually see the masturbation itself. Maybe that would have been more watchable than what we did see. That Wookiee Porn sequence was torture. And wtf is a wookiee watching a human woman for? Wouldn't he be into wookiee women? They should have had a wookiee woman growling away for the duration instead of what we got. But the music thing in the cantina was worse. I was thinking "If she says "friend" one more time...." And the fucker pouring the drink into his head. There were so many horrible acts in that thing. I read that they stuck all that garbage in to compensate for the fact that their main characters just growled and couldn't speak. Personally I would have preferred just the wookiees growling. And whose bright idea was it name Chewie's relatives "Itchy" and "Lumpy"? Sounds like chicken pox.