He does have a big fat tongue, so I would imagine he's good at oral sex LOL!!! On the other hand, Princess Leia was turned off by his horrible breath so by all means, he should have one of the dancers bathe him and feed him some garlic.
I think worm creatures have their sex organs in their tail area; so, either Jabba strangles his hoes with his tail, or the girls do all the work!
But the real question we should ask ourselves, is: Did Jabba hit that sh!t (Leia) before Luke's attack on the sail barge? Or did he never get the chance to?
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"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'." --Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride ------------------------- Kevin A Webmaster/Primary Cynic kapgar.typepad.com kapgar.com
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'." --Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride ------------------------- Kevin A Webmaster/Primary Cynic kapgar.typepad.com kapgar.com
Funny... my fantasy growing up was Leia getting it on with me. Thankfully I don't resemble Jabba in any way, shape, or form (or so I'd like to believe).
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