Haha! But this isn't about me. This is about Uncle Owen.
It's funny, when this thread first started, I thought about re-writing all of my Chuck Norris jokes to feature Owen Lars.
If you work in an office with Uncle Owen, don't ask for his three-hole punch.
Staring at Uncle Owen for prolonged periods of time will result in blindness and shoe-sized bruises to the face.
etc.