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Imagine if Uncle Owen escaped the Imperial cookout that lay in store for him and his wife and instead toured the galaxy in a blue milk induced rage, taking part in bare knuckle brawls all across the empire. If I had to choose a person from each movie that I reckon he could give a serious ass whooping to, my choices would be thus:
Governor Tarkin
No contest. Tarkins biting wit and hatchet features would have little baring on the moisture farmers sun baked knuckles.
"I told you to forget it."
Lobot
Sure, he can manage an entire city/mining colony with his mind, but can he dodge a sand encrusted haymaker?
"There'll be hell to pay."
Admiral Ackbar
I don't think Ackbar can make much of a fist, sure he could probably give you hard slap, which would no doubt be akin to getting slapped across the face with a dead mackerel, but I don't think it would be enough to put down our Owen. He'd knock Ackbar into orbit around Endor.
"I'll make it up to him next year."
Any challengers?