Sluggo said:

Ric, how do you actually get out of the house in the morning? I would imagine all your time is spent in front of the mirror. "Look, there's that handsome devil, Ric Olie. Those are his biceps. Those control the ladies."

While it's true I spend a lot of time in front of the mirror, I have to get out and about, otherwise I rob everyone of the chance to see me.

Vaderisnothayden said:

Isn't Ric Olie a character? Acted by an actor? He's not real, right? So the poster here can't be Ric Olie. Maybe he's the actor, Ralph Brown? ;)

Ralph Brown? Please. He only wishes he was me. I'm me, baby!