brash_stryker said:

OBI-WAN: The truth?

COUNT OLIE: The truth. What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a Dark Lord of the Sith? That's a person inbued with the force by the Midichlorians (that's microscopic lifeforms that live inside your cells) but use it for evil instead of good, don't you know?

OBI-WAN: No, that's not possible. The Jedi would be aware of it.

COUNT OLIE: The dark side of the Force has clouded their vision, my friend. Hundreds of Senators are now under the influence of a Sith Lord called Darth Sidious. He goes by the name of Palpatine, and he's the supreme chancellor. He plans to wipe out the Jedi due to their stupidity in playing right into the hands of an obvious conspiracy involving a clone army that the Jedi did not have created, by using it anyway. He then intends to create an Empire and oppress and subjugate the entire galaxy.

OBI-WAN: I don't believe you.

COUNT OLIE: Then you're a moron.

Well done, I was gonna do something just like that. :)