Bingowings said:
Here I go with AOTC.
Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan are charged with protecting Senator Amidala after assassination attempt. Their efforts to keep her from danger uncover a .... things blow up and shit.
*tee hee*
Seriously, I agree with most if not all of your post, but this first line made me regurgitate some of my hot coccoa.