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Post #384116

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Darth Chronus
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The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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Date created
28-Oct-2009, 7:13 PM

Ric Olie said:

Or Ric Olie?  Better yet, why couldn't they clone me instead of Jango.  Can you imagine a legion of Ric Olies marching on your enemies?  How overwhelming would that be?

"I just shot you.  Now you are dying.  Look, you are dead."

RIC OLIE TROOPER: I have been pre-programmed to execute Order 66 which is designed to....

MACE: Never mind that, just get to work.

RIC OLIE TROOPER: Fine. Oh you have a lightsaber in your hand, therefore you must be a Jedi. I have been pre-progammed to serve you and then later on my fellow troops and I will have to....

MACE: Trooper! Please, get to work! (points at a control panel)

RIC OLIE TROOPER: Ok. You're pointing at that control panel. I will now go to that control panel and I will figure out what to do next because I'm pre-progammed to....

MACE: (facepalm and sigh)