The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread — Page 129

Why not trow that line into one of yoda's meditation scenes (the sand people massacre for example!)

Sorry guys. Had to post this thing I came up with (lol). Kind of twisted, huh?

ANAKIN (V.O.): I....hate....sand.....

YODA and MACE are meditating in the COUNCIL CHAMBER.

YODA: Hates sand young Skywalker does. Hmmmm.

MACE: I say we should put him in the younglings' sandpit and see how well that pu**y copes with it. We'll do it for a laugh right?

YODA: Be careful we must. And feel I do, that the younglings be removed from the sandpit.

MACE: Er why?

YODA: Sense something perverted in young Skywalker I do.

MACE: Oh. Well I say we should castrate the fu**er. I also say we should have a council meeting on this.

YODA: Agree I do, but young Skywalker, castrated in the sequel he shall be.

MACE: I can't wait that long.

YODA: Only three years it is.

MACE: F*ck that.

mrbenja0618 said:

Lots of syllables in there.

Hahaha :) Well sometimes that can be a good thing, and it can also be a rather annoying thing. I did get an 'A' in English Literature and Language, but sometimes I can be too lazy to observe what I've written or typed :)

I'm writing a novel btw; it's something along the lines of Fight Club or American Psycho (with Transgressional characters) - but totally different at the same time. :D

mrbenja0618 said:

Darth Chronus said:

mrbenja0618 said:

Lots of syllables in there.

Hahaha :) Well sometimes that can be a good thing, and it can also be a rather annoying thing. I did get an 'A' in English Literature and Language, but sometimes I can be too lazy to observe what I've written or typed :)

I'm writing a novel btw; it's something along the lines of Fight Club or American Psycho (with Transgressional characters) - but totally different at the same time. :D

 

I'm making an animated feature with talking animals..... Only it will be live action and no animals will actually be present.

 

I kid, I kid.

 

I'd actually be very interested in your book. How long have you been plugging away at it?

You should do stand-up my man :)

Anyway I started it 2 years ago when I was 17; and I still have a long way to go. I've done over 200 pages now and about 160 pages consist of completed chapters and I still have plotlines that need to be added in and finalised. It doesn't have a title as of yet and has actually evolved into something that I'd call short-stories (as seperate chapters) merged into one overall story. It's a morality tale as well as a transgressional novel - a nice dichotomy.

I really want to see it finished one day.

I was writing a story once, well actually i was writing two, one was for my own entertainment. One was a story set before episode 1, with Dooku and Qui Gon had heard about the trade federation was building some kind of defense droid scheme thing. Originally to defend trade from pirates etc. Dooku and Qui Gon were sent to investigate, forgot what happens exactly but Dooku gets shot, Qui Gon follows the ventilation shaft and escapes to Coruscant, Dooku gets trapped onboard the TF ship, talks to a dying Neimodian who wants to try and help people with his condition by learning to create ADVANCED replacement organs/limbs with the help of Darth Sidious who has his own plans etc.

In other words this book was going to be parallel to TPM thats how Qui Gon knows his way round and through the ventilation shafts etc. Try and explain Dooku's fall to the darkside, explain who deleted the planet out of the libary. But of course this story has already been explained in EU and also to many contradictions.

My second book was called The Legend of Nemelet, about a planet before ours existed. They live reached the peak of their technology until everything went wrong. Nobody speaks of it. The civilisations find crystals, four of them. They recieve powers from these crystals that give them a power of a certain element, fire, water, earth and air. They then have this idea that they could obtain other crystals from other countries which resulted in a world war. Due to Empodocles theory of hate seperates the elements the universe colapses on itself resulting in a inplosion and then a big bang, the beginning of our time, the crystals survive somehow and end up on earth, some people over time find them, making themselves into gods and religions around the world form. Four teenagers find the crystals and invest in the powers, one guy joins the illuminati who praise this guy with fire to enlighten them as they plan for world domination. Still working on the idea, tweaking it all the time so its not 7 stories in one and too many thing happen along with the main story of Nemelet etc. Still workin progress lol.

Ric Olie said:

mrbenja0618 said:

Should we rotoscope Willow in the movie as Dooku's pilot when he escapes Geonosis...

Why not rotoscope good old Ric Olie in there - I'm already a pilot, and familiar with PT-style acting.

Yeah, you can be the one who 'alerts' everyone in the battle that Dooku is escaping! :)

DOOKU speeds off on his speeder and rides on the dunes of GEONOSIS towards DOOKU'S SECRET HANGAR

RIC OLIE: (on a megaphone) DOOKU is escaping, he's heading towards that hangar on the north east sector! He is riding on a speeder, on sand! On Geonosis sand! Yes that's right!

YODA is at the FORWARD COMMAND CENTRE, GEONOSIS

YODA: Hmmm. Dooku, get away he shouldn't. Give medal to this loudspeaker man, I will.

ANAKIN and OBI-WAN are in CRUISE-SHIP 1 with PADME and CLONE TROOPER 7

ANAKIN: Hey I recognise that voice.

OBI-WAN: It sounds like the guy I once laughed at because he said 'Sheild Generator's Been Hit!'

ANAKIN: Ric said that?

OBI-WAN: Oh this was before we picked you up.

ANAKIN: Oh, well there's Dooku! Ric is a genius.

OBI-WAN: Oh yeah absolutely (laughs).

mrbenja0618 said:

Dooku as a rogue Jedi.

Y'know, I hadn't thought of it before, but though most people don't like Mace's purple lightsaber, it would kinda make sense for a "rogue Jedi." Part Jedi (blue saber) + Sith-like tendencies (red saber) = "rogue Jedi" (red + blue = purple)

:p

JasonN said:

Ripplin said:

mrbenja0618 said:

Dooku as a rogue Jedi.

Y'know, I hadn't thought of it before, but though most people don't like Mace's purple lightsaber, it would kinda make sense for a "rogue Jedi." Part Jedi (blue saber) + Sith-like tendencies (red saber) = "rogue Jedi" (red + blue = purple)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmBR56ciP0U

;)

Yep, I have it. Good stuff, of course. But is there any validity in my reasoning as far as your edit goes? I see the "highest level" comment you made, but mine was simply based on combining two colors. Haha.

Ric Olie said:

Darth Chronus said:

YODA: Hmmm. Dooku, get away he shouldn't. Give medal to this loudspeaker man, I will.

A medal?  I like the way you think.  We should get Ady on this.

I knew you would approve Ric :)

Anyway - I was wondering what Geonosis should look like when it's all colour corrected. I've seen Angel's mock-up pics on them - with that awesome looking 'acid' feel to the whole atmosphere and am wondering whether there are any more ideas on what it should look like. Personally I love Angel's representation of it. :)

Ric Olie said:

mrbenja0618 said:

Should we rotoscope Willow in the movie as Dooku's pilot when he escapes Geonosis...

Why not rotoscope good old Ric Olie in there - I'm already a pilot, and familiar with PT-style acting.

I wasn't kidding about your EU novel. I am thinking of a good story for you. When it is done you can write an observation of it and then we will publish it.

Darth Venal said:

 

Wow I didn't realising getting published was so easy these days!

It isn't!!!! Having Ric Olies face on it will surely convince any publisher. It will be a New York Times Bestseller. When Oprah has it in her book club it will become a religion.

Darth Venal said:

EyeShotFirst:

Having Ric Olies face on it will surely convince any publisher.

Yes, but convince them of what?

They are messing with a badass book of epic proportions.