Sorry guys. Had to post this thing I came up with (lol). Kind of twisted, huh?

ANAKIN (V.O.): I....hate....sand.....

YODA and MACE are meditating in the COUNCIL CHAMBER.

YODA: Hates sand young Skywalker does. Hmmmm.

MACE: I say we should put him in the younglings' sandpit and see how well that pu**y copes with it. We'll do it for a laugh right?

YODA: Be careful we must. And feel I do, that the younglings be removed from the sandpit.

MACE: Er why?

YODA: Sense something perverted in young Skywalker I do.

MACE: Oh. Well I say we should castrate the fu**er. I also say we should have a council meeting on this.

YODA: Agree I do, but young Skywalker, castrated in the sequel he shall be.

MACE: I can't wait that long.

YODA: Only three years it is.

MACE: F*ck that.