Staurn Wars Th' Empire Has A Barnie :

Laird Vader : Whit can Ah dae fur ye mah master? Crivvens! ye shoods dae somethin' abit 'at coopon ay yoors. yoo swatch loch a halloween cake 'at caught fire an' was pit it wi' a coal spade.

McPalpatine : Enaw ay yer cheek mucker! hae ye hud a swatch in th' mirrur lately? ye dornt swatch sae braw yerself. Jings! somethings up wi' th' Force.

Laird Vader : Teel me somethin' ah dunnae kinn.

McPalpatine : Thaur is a new schemey scunner moved in tae th' wynd Luke Liftwalker.

Laird Vader: Och aye mah master.

McPalpatine : He coods destroy us.

Laird Vader : He is jist a wee loon 'at auld rockit Obi-Wan cannae teach heem anymair since Ah chopped heem in tois.

McPalpatine : Th' Force is strang wi' heem, th' son ay Liftwalker main nae become a Jedi.

Laird Vader : If Ah coods hae a wuid wi' heem he coods become it new mucker.

McPalpatine : Och aye, och aye, he woods be a stoatin assit. can it be dain?

Laird Vader: He will dae whit Ah teel heem tay ur i'll kick his heed in.