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Post #380153

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DuTwan
Parent topic
The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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Date created
2-Oct-2009, 4:23 PM

INT. SUB COCKPIT - UNDERWATER

JAR JAR in the co-pilots seat, QUI GON guides the craft.

JAR JAR : This is useless.


OBI-WAN : Master, why do you keep dragging these pathetic life forms along
with us?


JAR JAR : Hey? Which was you getting there?


QUI-GON : You're the navigator.


JAR JAR : Not a very good one.

QUI-GON : Just relax, the Force will
guide us...


JAR JAR : Ooooh, I've heard of "The Force"...Nothing can be grander than the Elders.

OBI-WAN : Why were you banished, Jar Jar?


JAR JAR : It's a long story but to shorten it down it was because I fell onto Boss Nass' wife .


OBI-WAN : They banished you because you're clumsy?

As the little sub glides into the planet core, a large dark shape begins to
follow.

JAR JAR :Also I caused maybe one or two extra little accidents...used to be his chauffeur, until I crash the Bosses Bongo...then banished.

Suddenly there is a loud CRASH, and the little craft lurches to one side.
QUI-GON looks around and sees a huge, lumimnous OPEE SEA KILLER has hooked
them with its long gooey tongue.

QUI-GON : Full speed ahead.


JAR JAR: Oh no!

As the sub zooms away they see a larger set of jaws, munching on the hapless
KILLER. The jaws belong to the incredible SANDO AQUA MONSTER. The lights on
the tiny sub begin to flicker as they cruise deeper into the gloom.

QUI-GON : There's always a bigger fish.

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Thats all for now guys. dont wanna fill the board with pages of script lmao