Alrite guys just gonna rewrite all of Jar Jar's lines in key scenes he is in. Second lot of rewriting i will do is when Jar Jar meets Qui Gon and Obi Wan for the first time.
Sorry its so damn long!
EXT. NABOO SWAMP - TWILIGHT
QUI-GON runs through the strange landscape, glancing back to see the
monstrous troop transports, emerging from the mist. Animals begin to run
past him in a panic.
An odd, frog-like Gungan, JAR JAR INKS, squats holding a clam he has
retrieved from the murky swamp. The shell pops open. JAR JAR's greta tongue
snaps out and grabs the clam, swallowing it in one gulp.
JAR JAR looks up and sees QUI-GON and the other creatures running like the
wind toward him. One of the huge MTT's bears down on the JEDI like a
charging locomotive. JAR JAR stands transfixed, still holding the clam shell
in one hand.
JAR JAR : What the...!
JAR JAR drops the shell and grabs onto QUI-GON as he passes. The JEDI is
caught by surprise.
JAR JAR : (Cont'd) Hey, help me! Help me!!
QUI-GON : Let go!
The machine is about tp crush them as QUI-GON drags JAR JAR behind him. Just
as the transport is about to hit them, QUI-GON drops, and JAR JAR goes splat
into the mud with him. The transport races overhead.
QUI-GON and JAR JAR pull themselves out of the mud. They stand watching the
war machine dissapear into the mist.
JAR JAR : I'm alive, what...was...that!
QUI-GON : Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!
JAR JAR : I can speak!
QUI-GON : The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get outta
here!
QUI-GON starts to move off, and JAR JAR follows.
JAR JAR : No...no! I will stay. I'm your humble servant.
QUI-GON : That wont be necessary.
JAR JAR : Oh but it is! It was decided by the Gods. A live debt, it is. I am Jar Jar Binks.
In the distance, two STAPS burst out of the mist at high speed, chasing
OBI-WAN.
QUI-GON : We have no time for this now...
JAR JAR : Say what?
The two STAPS barrell down on OBI-WAN.
JAR JAR : (cont'd) Oh, nooooo! More of them.....
QUI-GON throws JAR JAR into the mud.
QUI-GON : Stay down!
His head pops up.
JAR JAR : ...argh!
The two troops fire laser bolts at OBI-WAN. QUI-GON deflects the bolts back,
and the STAPS blow up. One-two. OBI-WAN is exhausted and tries to catch his
breath.
JAR JAR pulls himself out of the mud.
JAR JAR : You saved me again
OBI-WAN : What's this?
QUI-GON : A local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up.
JAR JAR : More? More did you say?
OBI-WAN and QUI-GON start to run. JAR JAR tries to keep up.
JAR JAR : (cont'd) ermm excuse me, but the most safe place would be
Otoh Gunga. It's where I grew up...it is hidden city.
They all stop.
QUI-GON : A city! (JAR JAR nods his head) Can you take us there?
JAR JAR : Ahhh, me take you? Not really no.
QUI-GON : No??!
JAR JAR : Its embarrissing, but... I'm afraid I was banished. I
forgot Boss Nass would do terrible things to me. Terrible things if I go
back there.
A PULSATING SOUND is heard in the distance.
QUI-GON : You hear that?
JAR JAR: Yes....
QUI-GON : (cont'd) That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading
this way...
OBI-WAN : When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little
pieces, then blast us into oblivion!
JAR JAR : Oh! Thousand? This way! Hurry!
JAR JAR turns and runs into the swamp.
EXT. NABOO SWAMP LAKE - TWILIGHT
QUI-GON, OBI-WAN and JAR JAR run into a murky lake and stop as JAR JAR tries
to catch his breath. The TRANSPORTS ARE HEARD in the distance.
QUI-GON : Much farther?
JAR JAR : The city is underwater, okay?
QUI-GON and OBI-WAN pull out small capsule from their utility belts that
turn into breathing masks.
JAR JAR : (cont'd) I'm warning you. Gungans hate outlaunders. Don't
expect a warm welcome.
OBI-WAN : Don't worry, this has not been our day for warm welcomes.
JAR JAR jumps, does a double somersault with a twist, and dives into the
water.
Breath masks on, QUI-GON and OBI-WAN wade in after him.