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Post #379806

Author
xhonzi
Parent topic
Parodies
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Date created
30-Sep-2009, 1:33 PM

I think I was having waking Robot Chicken Star Wars dreams when I started wondering how the fitting process for Leia's brass bikini went.  I suppose a brass bikini isn't exactly one size fits all... so I have to also assume they had more than one on hand.  Maybe some with a few rancor teeth marks on them.  But I then I supposed that Jabba must employ some kind of unattractive lady of the house that takes care of all his young lady wenches.  That several guards would probably have to hold Leia still while this old hag goes through the pile of brass bikini parts until she finds the right set.

I should probably go do something to take my mind off of brass bikinis...