Blu Ray Hayden is mentaly challeneged super SE edition:

VADER: What is thy bidding, thy math-ter?

EMPEROR: There is a great disturbance in your bowels. The red light is flashing again on your chest plate.

VADER: Yeth, my math-ter. I have felt it, in me tumm tumm.

EMPEROR: You've been at the vindaloo's again, after i told you not to, havent you?

VADER: Yeth, my math-ter.

EMPEROR: It could destroy you.

VADER: I have felt it. But Dath Vadur like it.

EMPEROR: You've pebble dashed.......no this time, napalmed, another suit and the dry cleaners are going on strike now, thanks to you.

VADER: Yeth, my math-ter. Um, like....Nooooooooooooooo!

Im not even funny...(apologies to those members who are actually intellectually challenged there)