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Post #378362

Author
Monroville
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Info & Ideas: ESB and ROTJ Wishlist
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Date created
21-Sep-2009, 2:05 AM

cap said:

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    “An entire legion of my best troops awaits them.”  Random thought:  If those are the Emperor’s best troops, an entire legion of his worst troops must be a truly hilarious sight to behold.

Now THIS would make for a good fan film!

  • “You Rebel scum.”  Random thought: that campy line was probably the highlight of that actor’s career.
  • I would concur that all such lines should be taken out.
  • Random thought: Imperial stormtrooper armor does not protect the wearer against blaster fire, thrown rocks, clubs wielded by teddy bears, or wooden arrows.  What, exactly, is it for?  Decoration?

     
  • “Freeze!  Don’t move!”  I’m not going to bother listing examples of spectacular incompetence by the stormtroopers in this battle, but this one particular moment is really awful.  First of all, what are these troopers trying to do?  Take prisoners?  In the middle of this battle?  And because they can’t see Leia’s hands, they assume she must be unarmed?  What, when the Emperor ran out of Jango Fett clones he started using Greedo clones?  And how does Leia manage to take out both of them while only firing one shot?
  • Shots could be made showing laser bolts, arrows, etc bouncing off to give the armor purpose.

     And ditto on the stupid stormtrooper dialogue.