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Mmmm, grog!

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This is incredibly funny. I thought it was a joke when I first saw it, but it turns out that this TV news station was completely serious in their concerns regarding a recipe for an alcoholic drink called "Grog XD" (taken directly out of the LucasArts' video game, The Secret of Monkey Island and includes ridiculous ingredients such as axle grease), that popped up on facebook.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdgJfHDS4YE&feature=related

This is what makes the internets great. Bet whoever came up with the idea do this news piece felt like a complete retard after they discovered the whole thing was a joke referencing an old 1980's computer game.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Speaking of Monkey Island, in celebration of Talk Like a Pirate Day, Telltale Games is giving away the first episode of "Tales of Monkey Island" for free! One day only!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Nice! ... errr, I mean... Arrrrrrrr! Thank ye for the info on this fine booty matey! Downloadin' me copy now.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Yarr!

We just had a Pirate Themed Birthday party for a friend of mine at work.  We all wore eye patches and did a gravelly version of Happy Barrrthday.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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You can't peel grog, matey! 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Grog is for peeling.

Paint and the like.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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