Have the, "look sir droids" stormie the Ric Olie of the original trilogy (you could even dub him with Ralph Brown's voice from various other films)....

Stormie to Obi Wan: "You’re looking very beautiful man. St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Have you got any food?"

Luke:" I’ve got a saveloy"

Obi-Wan:"And it's for sale if you want one"

Stormy to Luke: "How much is it?"

Luke : "You can have it for nothing."

Ben rolls his eyes.

Stormy 2: "Bit early in the morning for festivities isn't it sir?"

Ben points to droids and the vainly to Luke: "They're not mine, they belong to him"

Stormy 2: "You're drunk"

Ben : "I assure you I'm not officer, I've only had a few ales"

Stormy 2: "Out of the speeder please Sir."

Ben does not move, the Stormtrooper pulls him abruptly & Ben spills out then stands against the speeder, propping himself up - the Stormy offers him a breath test.

Stormy 2: "Would you fill this bag please sir?"

Ben waves his hand : "I don't need to fill this bag"

Stormy 2: " Are you refusing to fill this bag?"

Ben : "I most certainly am"

Stormy 2 : "I'm placing you under arrest."

Ben : "Don't be ridiculous I haven't done anything. Listen, my cousin's a QC"

Stormy 3 who has up to this point been silent: "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!"

Sometime later Ben, Luke and the droids wander out of a trooper station.

Luke : "I don't know how we got arrested. I thought the Force could have a strong influence on the weak-minded?"

Ben : "I feel like a pig shat in my head."

Luke gestures to the cantina : "Do you really think we're going to find a pilot here? "

Ben : "Here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning."