Gaffer Tape said:
Yeah, well, guess what brand underwear I'm wearing right now... and what color! Then you will understand the truth...

Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs... gray. See Gaffer, I know everything about you. Creepy, eh?

By the way, you should really consider switching to the new Hanes boxer briefs that are guaranteed not to ride up (make sure they have the seal saying, "Guaranteed not to ride up or your money back!" stamped on the packaging. They really don't ride up, brilliant stuff. Plus, Hanes is supporting has been celebrities with their advertising*, so you can rest assured that your money is going to a good cause.

* Commercial for the above mentioned product features Michael Jordan walking down the street, Charlie Sheen pulls up beside him in a convertable and excitedly announces that he has discovered boxer brief that does't ride up.