logo Sign In

Post #375175

Author
CO
Parent topic
Parodies
Link to post in topic
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/375175/action/topic#375175
Date created
29-Aug-2009, 11:26 PM

ESB Special Edition 4.0 BluRay Release:

(Han is about to frozen in carbonite)

Vader:  Wait, stop the freezing process!

Lando:  What is wrong Lord Vader?

Vader:  Is that 3PO over there?

C3PO:  Its the maker!

Vader:  What happened to his frickin legs!

Boba Fett:  Are you gonna freeze Han Solo or what?

Vader:  Shut up Jango Jr., you got too much screentime in the prequels to begin with!

Leia:  Listen dad, please don't freeze my boyfriend!

Vader:  The more I think about it, I may let him go because if Han is dead, you may start hitting on......your brother!

Leia:  Luke?

Chewy:   RAAAAAAA!  (Starts dryheaving!)

C3PO:  Oh dear, R2, you knew all of this crap and didn't tell a soul!

R2D2:  I should use my jets to get the hell out of here like I did in Episode II, but for some reason they havent worked since Episode IV!

Lando:  Why the hell did these people come to Cloud City, this is like a Soap Opera!