Jono11 said:Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:In the interests of diversity, Han and Chewie could be a couple.
After Luke asks "how did my father die?", Obiwan could tell him the WHOLE story. It would start: "this is going to take a while, now, try not to laugh..."
"So there I was, balls-deep in a midget..."
Hahahahah, I tink that line may have made me wet myself a bit! Nice Jono, very nicely done!
... You could always do the trilogy as a Julie Andrews type musical.