Ziz said:
...you buy colored condoms and make the "zzzzzhhh" lightsaber sound as you approach your girlfriend

Wow, sounds like a brilliant way to get a girl to change her mind about sleeping with you at the very last second.

"Zzzzhhhh"

"Uh, what are you doing???"

"Its a lightsaber! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhh."

"Oh, uh... cool. You know what? I just remembered I... uh... I need to wash my hair! And I think I forgot to let my dog out. Not to mention I have to work early tomorrow. So, yeah, I better get going... do you see my bra anywhere?"