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skyjedi2005
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G.I. Joe: Worst Movie Ever Made? OR... No, Really, It's the Worst Movie Ever Made
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Date created
8-Aug-2009, 8:25 PM

Since Transformers 2 has been reviewed as the worst film of the summer and quite possibly worst film ever made according to the critics, i wonder how a Wayans brother Gi Joe film gets trashed by them.

A GI Joe film could have been cool, if it was not so pathetically handled, excelorator suits wtf?

Bad one liners.  Everything you would expect from a Michael Bay film except it was not directed by him or written by  Orci as far as i know.

 

We all know anything you liked as a kid or teenager is no longer sacred, hollywood has destroyed probably everything i ever liked or will destroy anything thats left.  But they will make money and that is the whole point.  They are legally required and beholden to their stock and shareholders to make money.  Fandom is useless unless it nets a profit.

Nobody cares about a film that is critically acclaimed but makes ten cents and is not marketable to the lowest common denominator of the clueless and illeterate american audience.  Dark Knight might be an exeption to the rules because the movie is smarter than a comic book movie usually is.  But even that film uses the concept of mayhem to entertain the masses.

You know hollywood has really sunk so low when the best film of 2009 is JJ Abrams Brianless action flick star trek.  This film is stands above the others such as wolverine, transformers 2, T4 etc.  At least according to the critics who i stopped listening to years ago.  The Same Critics who said Revenge of the Sith and Crystal Skull were good movies.  I shudder to think Where the standards for what makes a good film these days lies.