But then again, I never saw Transformers 2, so maybe I'm wrong. Some old friends coerced me to go see this smoldering shitfest tonight, and I have never had a less enjoyable time at the movie theatre. I usually have a pretty high tolerance for crap. I relatively enjoyed the new Wolverine movie. When I saw Plan 9, my reaction was simply that it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. This is the first time I hated a movie so much that it really made me angry to have to watch it. The plot was incoherent, the acting was non-existant, motivations unexplained, not a single joke made me laugh, and the final battle is, I shit you not, two armies of sperm swimming at each other. I defy anyone to watch this film and tell me those aren't sperm!

This film offended my senses so greatly that I actually jumped in front of the camera and recorded an impromptu review of it. This is the first time I've done an unscripted review before, so I hope it turned out alright, but I just had to vent. Expect it to be posted tomorrow or the next day hopefully.

So has anyone else seen this? Care to share the horror? And if you haven't seen it... don't. No redeeming qualities whatsoever not even in a "so bad it's good" sense.