Leper, I'll kindly ask you to stay out of my thread from now on. You clearly have no interest in this project if I don't do it exactly the way you want it done (even though what you want done is pretty much impossible). And how are we whiners? I see no other whiner in this thread except you.
You're adding nothing constructive to the discussion here. If you make one more post in this thread, you will be on my ignore list. (Why I'm not putting you on it now is beyond me, but whatever.) I'll also urge others who read and follow this thread to do the same.