Sadly, the squid ending is impossible to recreate. It would not only require new footage of the squid itself, but an entirely new monologue by Viedt on top of it.

I'd like to try to recreate the original ending to the child molester scene, but if it can't be pulled off in a way that screams "THIS IS A FAN EDIT!" then I'll be leaving it as is.

And most of the slow motion that remains will be sped up to at least not be so ridiculously slow (it might be difficult to get some of it to look convincing at "normal speed" without knowing what framerate it was shot at).

And thanks for the tips on erasing Dan from that scene - that will help quite a bit.