Gaff, you've got to play this game. You seem the type that would really like the subject matter (of course, you've also got to have a stomach for first person shooters).

That "Oh, no! I'm getting sodomized by Big Daddy's drill!" line is pretty funny. The image of Neo having a Bouncer's drill run through him is rather satisfying.

Well, now my newly built Big Daddy resides on my shelf right next to my headcrab and my tribble. Not sure how well he really fits in with them though... Once I get the weight issues worked out, I think I'll hang him back inside my TV cabinet, not really in full view, but just where observant people might spot him and either think "Oh cool!" or "What the hell? Why do you have push pins stuck in a baseball sewn onto the body of a ragdoll with a cork screw for a hand?"