"Luke... I am your father!"

"I am a Jedi... like my father before me!"

"It's not the years... It's the mileage!"

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some sh(i)t!"

"Yippie kay yay, mother f(u)cker!"

"GAME OVER MAN... GAME OVER!"

"SAH UH CONNA!"

"You f(u)ck my wife?"

"THIS MAN HAS NO DICK!"

"HEY YOU GUYS!"

"The supercop story... was working..."

"I am reality..."

"YOU AH WUNN UH GLEE MUTHA FUCKA!"

"Riggs!"

"Could you describe the ruckus?"

"I THINK YOU'RE ALL F(U)CKED IN THE HEAD!"

"Bueller... Bueller..."

"DONT-- CALL ME JUNIOR!"

"E.T... phone home..."