AN AOL TELEMARKETER CALLED ME THIS MORNING. HE SAID THAT I COULD GET WIDEBAND DSL WHERE I LIVE. I CALLED HIM A F@#$ING IDIOT. HE THEN TOLD ME THAT AOL IS EVERYWHERE. I ASKED THEN WHY DID THEY TELL LAST WEEK THAT IT WASN'T AVAILABLE WHERE I LIVE? HE STAMMERED FOR A FEW SECONDS. I TOLD HIM TO GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE; WE'RE ALL STOCKED UP HERE.
