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tehwallaby
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Episode I: The Phantom Strikes - TPM Edit by tehwallaby (* unfinished project *)
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23-Jun-2009, 6:32 AM
QUI-GON and JAR JAR pull themselves out of the mud. They stand watching the
war machine dissapear into the mist. JAR JAR grabs QUI-GON and hugs him.

JAR JAR : Thankyou sir, how will I ever repay you?

QUI-GON : Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!
JAR JAR : I'm speaking aren't I?
QUI-GON : The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get outta
here!
QUI-GON starts to move off, and JAR JAR follows.

JAR JAR : I'm staying, I need your protection.
QUI-GON : That wont be necessary.
JAR JAR : But master, I'm defenseless. I'm Jar Jar, who might you be?

In the distance, two STAPS burst out of the mist at high speed, chasing
OBI-WAN.

QUI-GON : I have no time for this now...
JAR JAR : Sorry master.

The two STAPS barrell down on OBI-WAN.

QUI-GON throws JAR JAR into the mud.

QUI-GON : Stay down!

His head pops up.

JAR JAR : We're doomed!

The two troops fire laser bolts at OBI-WAN. QUI-GON deflects the bolts
back, and the STAPS blow up. One-two. OBI-WAN is exhausted and tries to
catch his breath.

JAR JAR : Oh my, thankyou master! Again!
OBI-WAN : What's this?
QUI-GON : A local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up.
JAR JAR : More! What are you talking about?

OBI-WAN and QUI-GON start to run. JAR JAR tries to keep up.

JAR JAR : (cont'd) Masters, if your looking for the Queen, she would be in Theed.

They all stop.

QUI-GON : Can you take us there?
JAR JAR : Come to think of it, they don't think to kindly of my type in Theed.
QUI-GON : No??!

A PULSATING SOUND is heard in the distance.

QUI-GON : You hear that?

JAR JAR shakes his head yes.

QUI-GON : (cont'd) That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading
this way...
OBI-WAN : When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little
pieces, then blast us into oblivion! (this is my favourite line by Obi-Wan throughout TPM)
JAR JAR : Actually, I might be able to risk it...Quickly!

Not sure about the dialogue, this is from an online script. But you get the idea, hopefully.